Marrying a FOX?

(This is just something I came up with one night and thought it'd make a good
blog post. I do NOT condone marrying wild animals. Also, I'm not an expert on the subject.
Heck, I've only seen a fox in person ONCE. This is based on what I've read.)

Okay, we know foxes wouldn't make good pets, but now there's another,
more bizarre question, what kind of spouse would they make?

Here are some PROs and CONs I thought of.

PRO: The chance of a fox having an affair with someone else is zilch.

CON: Said fox would require your constant, undivided attention.

PRO: Foxes're really affectionate with their mates.

CON: They get into EVERYTHING if left unattended.

PRO:A fox has really soft fur, so you think they'd make for good snuggling.

CON: Foxes smell worse than ferrets, and their claws are SHARP!

PRO: Foxes are eager to have a good time!

CON: Since they're animals, you can't really take them many places.

PRO: Well, you wouldn't really need a pet, would you?

CON: You'd have to aquaint your new spouse with any pets you may have.
Results may vary.

PRO: You'd LITERALLY be married to a real fox.

CON: Thing is, foxes don't have the best rep. Also, if your neighbors are farmers or something,
then you'd be in a bit of a pickle. Also, expect to clean up after 'em a LOT, and you'd
have to cook, clean, and basically do EVERYTHING yourself. And you'd be married to an animal.


CONCLUSION: Like with any marriage, if you truly love eachother, and are willing to make
sacrifices to make it work, then go for it! Good luck, you two lovebirds!